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masturbate! 26.04.

If you’ve sessioned with Me, you’ll know the following statements to be true:
- Masturbation prevents prostate cancer.
- Masturbation cures acne.
- Masturbation prevents hairy palms.
- Masturbation cures blindness.
- Masturbation prevents damnation to eternal hellfire and brimstone.

Comments

Cormorant 28.04.

Good. I should be well on the way to beatification then, and with the vision of an eagle and a complexion of purest alabaster!

Thank You, Mistress :)

CrisBetewsky 06.07.

Some of us even don’t realize the importance of this information. What a pity.

Frank 21.11.

maybe i should try masturbation… i never did! ;-)

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