blood
There is fresh blood.
I’m swamped with sessions the first and last weeks of the month, but have a dry spell the middle of every month. What’s up with that? Don’t you all get paychecks TWICE a month?! Book a damn session already!
(312) 637-9391 ext. 4
One of My roommates is moving out without notice and without paying rent. Ugh. I hate people. I was about to buy a gym membership today, now I have to save My money to cover some punk ass’s lack of consideration. FUCK.
Someone buy Me Morton’s List, quick! I want it!
Here it is on Amazon: Morton’s List
Send it to:
Lucinda c/o Holy Mountain
917 W Washington, Suite 143
Chicago, IL 60607
Do it now!!!
I need laborers to come and serve Me in My Palace by assembling polyhedra out of paper. It’s not hard; I’ll show you how to do it. We’ll be making cuboctahedra, Kepler stars, rhombic dodecahedra, and possibly some more ambitious shapes if you’re a diligent little slave and become proficient in cutting and gluing paper. [...]
As counterpoint to My last post I’d like to give a shoutout to all the lovely young men who have served Me in the last week. Here’s the list of boys with whom I had very fulfilling and relaxing sessions and who were a pleasure to command:
rick from sushi
jason from Philadelphia
neil
kevin from Los Angeles who [...]
This guy mike from Los Angeles really pissed Me off. he booked a session and cancelled at the last minute, saying he wanted to reschedule and that he would submit the deposit for our next session to My Paypal account. Well, he never did, and I haven’t heard from him since. What a DOUCHEBAG. his [...]
