Our next Tea Party will be taking place on Saturday, August 29th starting at 2pm. Email or call Me for details.
One thing I don’t like is boogers. I don’t see them as cute, or funny, or worth admiring. I see them for what they really are.
I’ve been thinking a lot about foot binding and torture lately. I would like to try to induce foot cramps in a willing servant, by binding the foot in a contorted position, or by placing large objects between the toes and immobilizing the subject. Foot cramps are painful, but mostly, they are just so horribly [...]
The guy I just wrote about, david, just called and tried to accuse Me of extortion. I had ALREADY informed him of My cancellation fee when he booked a session with Me. Now that he didn’t show up, I informed him he would need to pay what he already knew he owed Me. He calls [...]
This guy wins My wanker of the year award. his name is david and he’s a toilet slave from Los Angeles. he booked an appointment with Me, confirmed two hours prior to the appointment, and never showed up. I am sitting here at Holy Mountain completely in awe of this shithead’s total disrespect and lack [...]
-i’m running a couple minutes late.
-Ok…
-If i were to cancel at the last minute, would my name be all over Your website like those other guys?
-Yes. Definitely.
-Ok, i’ll see you shortly.
