adult tweens 06.12.
Adult babies are so played out. How about adult tweens? Why don’t I have grown ass men beating down My door begging for Me to yell at them to clean their rooms, pull up their pants, and turn off that goddamn noise you call music? I think it would be great. I’ll catch you smoking weed in the basement and throw you in the cage to question you about your masturbation habits, dubious sex life, and terrible taste in video games. I’ll celebrate your thirteenth birthday by telling you that your father isn’t who you think it is. I’ll whip you for being the mediocre disappointment I always knew you’d turn out to be.
