funny onion article
Nation’s Nipples Severely Under-Clamped, U.S. Bureau Of Masochism Reports

Nation’s Nipples Severely Under-Clamped, U.S. Bureau Of Masochism Reports
Chicago Board Options Exchange, next time you call, leave a message. It’s getting annoying. (312) 786-5600 has called Me some 7 or 8 times in the last 3 days.
Who called Me three times this morning from the Chicago Board Options Exchange without leaving a message?!