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it’s a mothafuckin google conspiracy

I haven’t been able to check My Gmail all day because every time I try to access it, it crashes My browser. I recently upgraded to the new Firefox, so I thought that was the problem and tried opening Gmail in Safari instead. It also crashed. After several moments of frustration, I remembered that Google [...]

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extra t-mobile phone?

Does anyone have a spare T-Mobile phone I could have? Mine is really shitty and I keep missing calls because of it. I lost 4 points off My rating on Niteflirt because of it today.

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New apartment!

I’m about to head over to My new apartment to sign the lease! I’m so excited to finally have a place with a yard where I can garden: one of the few tasks I would never delegate to a slave! I have some volunteers to help Me move, but I’ll need more, and also people [...]

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Lovely spring dress

I just received this dress in the mail. I’m psyched because it matches My new bike perfectly. Someone who I will call slave z got it for Me. What a lovely gift! The pictures are a little dark, apologies.

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bike!

I got a bike yesterday. It’s wonderful. I rode around Humboldt Park in the dark. I’ll post pictures as soon as I’m done painting it banana yellow. I’m naming it the Poopmobile.

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funny wig again

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WTF????

SNOW??? I was completely committed to summer. I took the plastic down from My window, turned off the pilot light in the furnace, put My winter coat away, and started having cocktail hour at 3pm. I should have known better.
In other news, I just took a shit and had to wipe My ass with a [...]

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Spring Fling!

Join us this Saturday to welcome Persephone from the depths of Hades, and to celebrate the end of another long Chicago winter.
Saturday, March 20 at 7:00pm
This will be a casual play party, with lots of mingling and plenty of opportunities to play with a group of beautiful and creative Dommes. The ratio of Dommes to [...]

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lovely weather

ain’t it?

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assholes, wankers, and my stalwart assertion that i am not a bitch. or, the cornucopia of assholes that live on collarme.com

I’ll start posting some of the heinous, awful, awful, awful dialogues I get into on collarme.com, just for everyone’s insipid entertainment needs and My own flippant spite. Most recent:
loyalsweetsub on 3/14/10 at 11:14 PM:
Hi,
I’m a young submissive from Chicago area, finishing up my masters at the University of Chicago in finance. I’m very interested in [...]

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