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assholes, wankers, and my stalwart assertion that i am not a bitch. or, the cornucopia of assholes that live on collarme.com 16.03.

I’ll start posting some of the heinous, awful, awful, awful dialogues I get into on collarme.com, just for everyone’s insipid entertainment needs and My own flippant spite. Most recent:

loyalsweetsub on 3/14/10 at 11:14 PM:
Hi,
I’m a young submissive from Chicago area, finishing up my masters at the University of Chicago in finance. I’m very interested in the lifestyle and take it seriously and was looking to explore it more. I was looking for real time servitude.
You can see me on cam if you want to verify me.
Would you be interested in talking please?

loyalsweetsub on 3/16/10 at 2:08 AM:
Hi,
I’m a young submissive from Chicago area, finishing up my masters at the University of Chicago in finance. I’m very interested in the lifestyle and take it seriously and was looking to explore it more. I was looking for real time servitude.
You can see me on cam if you want to verify me.
Would you be interested in talking please?

GoddessLucinda on 3/16/10 at 4:10 AM:
Hmm… A better thing to do would be to refrain from sending Me an identical message three times within a week. It undermines your veracity as a sub as well as making it seem that your intellectual prowess is subpar to that which is accepted into a masters program at the U of C, further undermining your veracity (as a sub as well as a human!). Find some way to prove that you are genuinely interested, or lose your privilege to message Me. I often question why I even bother with bullshit like this. I can think of many clever ways out of your predicament; if you can’t, you’re not worthy of My attention.

loyalsweetsub on 3/16/10 at 4:12 AM:
Fuck you retard

GoddessLucinda on 3/16/10 at 4:13 AM:
Ha. loyalsweetsub indeed, eh?

Comments

Miss Panic 08.04.

hahaha, loyal sweet sub my ass. I agree with everything you said to her.

I get emails like this too Mistress Lucinda .. and I set them on fire!

muahaha then make sure they don’t burn any of my delicates!

And horray for you having a garden!!!

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