it’s a mothafuckin google conspiracy 30.03.
I haven’t been able to check My Gmail all day because every time I try to access it, it crashes My browser. I recently upgraded to the new Firefox, so I thought that was the problem and tried opening Gmail in Safari instead. It also crashed. After several moments of frustration, I remembered that Google had recently launched a new browser, the irksomely-named Chrome. I figure, Google’s email couldn’t possibly crash Google’s browser. And there you have it. Google made it so Gmail crashes all browsers except their own. I don’t like this. I don’t like Chrome. I like Firefox. This, My little friends, is a Google conspiracy, and I’m not pleased.

