WTF???? 20.03.
SNOW??? I was completely committed to summer. I took the plastic down from My window, turned off the pilot light in the furnace, put My winter coat away, and started having cocktail hour at 3pm. I should have known better.
In other news, I just took a shit and had to wipe My ass with a bunch of raggedy used tissues with visible boogers on them. The ol’ brown eye is NOT happy. We need to keep Me in toilet paper, bitches. Send your TP donations to the address on My “wishes” section, or, if you’re coming to the partay tonight, just bring it with you. The really soft kind. No color or scent. Shit yeahhh.
